Feb 7 -9 T+10 Coledale The wind howled like a bunch of Liverpool players refused a penalty, the rain was relentless like their appeals to the ref, the hail threatened concussion and imminent destruction of the Beast. Worse, after 36 hours held captive in the Beast our supplies were running dangerously low. I knew then that leadership was required, hard decisions had to be made. I’ve been a captain (well corporal) of industry and watched everything Bear Grylls ever made. Sacrifice and selflessness were required. So, after thoughtfully ensuring that Jane was dressed head to toe in waterproofs and accurate directions given for the petrol station 2km away, she managed to force open the door against the gale, looked at me and said ‘I may be some time’. As she disappeared off through the quagmire of our camp site in search of milk and tea bags, I anxiously awaited her return and could hardly concentrate on watching the latest United game and the last of the chocolate bi...